FACEBOOK FREAKS

• Log in…log out…log in….like like….peek……poke…comment….log out…log in...and the vicious cycle goes on and on….
• Log in specially to update their status.....which mostly contains song lyrics, videos or weather updates ! (like all others live underground ! )

• Paste everything that pops in their minds on facebook (facebook seriously should have a censor-board ! )
• Awwwwww Dp <3 <3 <3 muahhh !!!
• Thnxxxxxx <3 ! (err..nevermind )

• Actively run/participate in a group/page and if they are made the admin their happiness knows no bounds!
• Change their DP every other day ! Or maybe twice or thrice a day !

• Upload albums obligatorily!
• Comment and re -comment and comment yet again when there is a thing called chat box in facebook !
• Chatting and chatting with each other even if they meet daily !
• Know only the basic stuff on facebook but do not know how to use the computer let alone internet !

• Add every other person they know even just by name or workplace.
• Add people just to peek on their wall, pics and activites and then gossip about them.

• Change their relationship statuses regularly.
• Tag people in stupid pics and when they themselves are tagged they are highly gratified.

• Send irritating game requests and then keep on sending them again till you become a neighborhood farmer, mayor or whatever !!
• Like every other like.

• Have 200+ so-called friends
• Ruin eng jst 2 luk kewl. o yea yeh got meh !
• Bro saying hi to sis on her wall! when she is sitting on just the other side of his room wall !
• The oxygen of their comments is emotions and if you are not that perky, man you are in trouble because they are going to get you wrong !

FACEBOOK FREAKS…..GET A LIFE !!!